Lindsay Lohan

Oy! Papa Lohan just has so much to say! Too bad he can’t resist saying it in a way that’s completely fame whore-ish and pathetic.

You see, Perez posted something the other day that I chose to ignore, because it seemed to be really reaching - he pointed out a scar on Lindsay’s wrist and suggested she was self-harming now too. Next thing you know, Papa Lohan has to swoop in and add that to his latest rambling blog entry against Samantha and Lindsay’s relationship, along with how thin Lindsay is looking. Because BLOGGING about it instead of, oh, I dunno, calling and talking to your daughter privately, is SO the way to go!

He even uses Perez’s “saMANtha” and I lost count of the typos and poorly constructed sentences. It’s yet another bid for attention, that’s going to have the opposite effect on his relationship with his daughter than he hopes.

Sam, on the other hand, is looking as stressed and tired and thin as Lindsay, and I’m sure this latest attack won’t help any. She was home Wednesday, briefly, but is scheduled to be out of town once more on Thursday, then at a Superbowl Gig this weekend.

The thing is, Michael, the only FACT in your little rant, is that you are Lindsay’s father, and if you read the comments, and try a new tactic, and become an actual PARENT to your daughter instead of clutching desperately to the fame that has always eluded you, you might be able to mend the fences with Lindsay.

But I wouldn’t bet on it, especially not now. She’s asked you repeatedly to stop doing this in public - why won’t you listen?

With Britney’s court settled, it seems that it’s LiLo’s turn to take the court TV spotlight. Once again, Lindsay is headed for the courts, this time to defend herself from a lawsuit stemming from a dramatic car chase last year.

In July of 2007, between stints in rehab, Lindsay had a very public fight with her assistant - who quit on the spot. Lindsay then hopped into a car containing three men, Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro, grabbing the keys and taking over the empty drivers seat to give chase to her assistant. Blake jumped from the car, LiLo ran over his foot, and the other two tried to stop her - one by grabbing the wheel. Reportedly she yelled at them “Touch me and I’ll sue!” and told them she could do whatever she wanted as a celebrity. The wild ride ended outside the police station, where Lindsay was arrested for her second DUI in 90 days, when her breathalizer was failed, and they found cocaine in her pocket. This led to another stint in rehab and one day in jail. At the time, the men said they were “considering taking legal action” - but nothing more was heard of it.

Until today.

The boys have finally decided to sue, claiming that Lindsay endangered their lives, and that it was the worst day of their whole summer. Lindsay’s lawyer, Ed McPherson, released a statement that the lawsuit was absurd, and added “These guys had the night of their lives, playing with the radio and leaving the vehicle at one point and getting back in.”

No word on what Lindsay thinks of the lawsuit, but we’ll be certain to let you know as more develops!

Actress Courtenay Semel has decided it’s time to come forward and tell all about her relationship with Lindsay - insisting that Samantha Ronson isn’t her first, by any means. In fact, Courtenay is the first, and it kills her to see pictures of them together and so openly affectionate. That’s why she and her friends going to talk about it now.

According to Courtenay, Lindsay drove her away by sleeping with a string of men to try and suppress her lesbian urges and to hide them from the public. Her addictions were caused by the pressure of leading a double life, and at one point she was in a love triangle with both Semel and Ronson.

Courtenay’s friend gave up all the dirt - while remaining unnamed, naturally. They met in 2006 at a party, and Lindsay was confused about the attraction, so would do more and more drugs to stifle it. She gave in at parties and they’d hide in the corner to kiss and touch. “It was a miracle they never got caught!” Then she said they did lines of coke in the bathroom, then leave the party to fall into bed together. Through Lindsay’s stint in rehab, She dated men as cover, and met Ronson, who was paternal and gave advice “and cuddles”. According to this unnamed friend, bot Semel and Ronson were visiting her at Promises at separate times.

Semel and Lindsay moved in together in October, even though Lindsay was still sleeping with *GASP!* men, and send Courtney into rages that would have her emailing Lindsay angrily from another room in the house. Because that’s the healthy way to discuss things in a relationship, right? Riiiiiight. But they’d succumb to their desires and kiss and make up, until Lindsay brought home one man too many and Courtenay moved out in December in humiliation as Lindsay changed and even went blond. It was like she was a different person.

And you know, this little tell-all will certainly get her back for ya, Courtenay. Totally. And do wonders for your own image too. Not that, you know, it could get much worse then dating Tila Tequilia. Just sayin’.

Just when you think TMZ will have everyone convinced Lindsay’s back off the wagon, drinking all night long in bars and getting into fights with Olsen twins over her supposed girlfriend Sam Ronson, she does something like this to turn the tables on us.

Friday Lindsay and Sam Ronson were in Las Vegas, the pair headed straight to the Strip House restaurant, where Lindsay immediately ordered a drink. Her drink of choice, however, was a Shirley Temple. Sounds about right for your steak and fries in my book, especially if you’re trying to stay sober and keep your life on track.

People reports that the pair later took in Kanye West’s show, but then Lindsay retreated to their two-bedroom suite (how do they know that?) at Planet Hollywood while Ronson spent a few hours deejaying at their Hawaiian Tropic Zone. This is the second time this month she’s deejayed at a party for this club. Last time it was New York, and Lindsay was drinking Grey Goose and Red Bulls all night.

I’m betting the pair won’t be in Vegas for long!

After being spotted sneaking out the back door of the Neil George Salon the other day (which makes it at least three trips in two weeks), reports have been surfacing that Lindsay and friend Samantha Ronson are all but living together.

“Sam still has her own place,�? a source told the New York Post, “but she spends every night at Lindsay’s�?.

The reason behind these sleepovers might not be as hot and heavy as people like to assume. Turns out Samantha’s a big factor in helping Lindsay stay away from drugs and alcohol, and has gone to the extreme of staying over to ensure her friend doesn’t make late night drug-calls or alcohol runs.

Whether the pair are dating or not will be a source of endless speculation, but regardless of what they do between the sheets, it seems Samantha is a much better influence on Lindsay than others have said she is. And with her now heading on trips with Lindsay, there’s even more chances for photo ops and sober days (and nights) in the future!

So much for quitting smoking! These pictures were snapped of Lindsay lighting up inside an IHop, despite California’s strict smoking ban in all public establishments. Looks like that anti-smoking gum isn’t working out as well for her as she’d hoped.

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Lindsay Lohan, Ariva, IHop

Speaking out about his ex, Riley lets us all in on what we could have guessed based on the paparazzi photos: Lindsay has a severely addictive personality, and has replaced drugs with other addictions such as sex, shopping, and eating. No shit dude. Not content to fade quietly out of the spotlight now that they’ve broken up, Riley is instead discussing their sex life with anyone who will listen, spouting off such gems as:

“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

So classy. And I’m not sure I don’t believe him but it definitely makes me like him much less that he’s out shooting off his mouth like this. Someone’s clearly bitter his gravy train has ended!

Lindsay Lohan, Riley Giles

As if we needed further proof the starlet is back to her pre-rehab ways. Heading home the other night the paps snapped her entering her house. My first thought: Get a gated house so they can’t walk you to your doorstep like this! My second thought? Are those beer boxes outside your door?

Looks like someone’s been drinking a little since getting home from New York. Even if she’s been sober and it’s been others drinking (which I doubt), it’s not good for her to be around that. She needs to change her patterns if she wants to stay sober.

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Shirley MacLaine has opened up to talk about Lindsay Lohan. She claims such things as the filming of a movie they were supposed to make together (Poor Things) was suspended thanks to her stint in rehab (which one?) and that she think the starlet is addicted to fame. Evidence? She’s always spotted at the locations in LA where the paparazzi hang out. Shirley blames Lindsay’s many addictions on a lack of both parenting skills and boundaries growing up.

I just want to say a big DUH to Shirley. I don’t think there’s a person left, Lindsay fan or no, that thinks she’s not addicted to fame. She’s like so many other stars her age, not standing on their talent but instead on their magazine covers as proof of their stardom. Which is sad, really. She’s not a Paris Hilton, she’s actually got talent.

Lindsay Lohan, Shirley MacLaine

It looks as though our little starlet hasn’t let go of her partying ways! The “Shutters On The Beach” hotel has banned her from it’s Santa Monica location after she left a hotel room trashed following a three-day stay there with Riley. They left the room in complete disarray, with towels and cigarette butts everywhere, and there was even some “hazardous waste” left laying around!

Wait, hazardous waste? There was apparently a bloody syringe left on the bedside table, which hotel secruity took pictures of before calling someone else to remove it. You can’t just pick that up and throw it in the trash people, it’s a biohazard!!!

Now, before we jump to conclusions, maybe Riley’s a diabetic?

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Word on the “street” (and by street, I of course mean the internet) is Lindsay did a little more than screw Heath Ledger while she spent the Thanksgiving holiday home with family in New York. Close friends of the starlet are saying she had a few wild party nights while she was there, one including some Xanax!

““She met up with a drug dealer named Chris. He’s well known in New York, and they spent some time together. Nothing good comes out of hanging out with Chris,�? says Star’s source.”

After spending some quality time with her drug dealer she took herself to a party, where friends describe her as having been “high as hell”. Nice.

Now, there’s no pictures, and whenever “close friends of the starlet” open their mouths you know it was just some dumb ass who happened to be in the same club, but still.

If this is true, I’d go so far as to say Lindsay didn’t dump Riley, he left her ass. If he’s a recovering addict as well, and has a promising snowboarding career to deal with, he might just have wanted to distance himself from that whole scene.

Until there’s further proof, file this one under RUMOR.

Lindsay Lohan, New York, addiction

Lindsay’s “friends” (always unnamed, of course) have started telling anyone who will listen that Lindsay’s back to drinking. While in New York, she went out at least once, making phone calls to friends as late as 4am trying to find a place she and Riley could crash. She was aslso spotted drinking a bit at the Lakers game she attended Tuesday night.

However, these same friends are saying it’s not a problem.

“For Lindsay, her real problem was drugs, not alcohol. In the past, it wasn’t the drinking that was the problem — it was the heavy drug use,” said the friend. “The drug use was way more intense than her party drinking. As long as she isn’t doing drugs, she’s OK.”
So, apparently all these friends haven’t heard the whole AA thing about any drug is a gateway drug for someone with an addiction? And they can’t piece together that the drinking might have been what led to the drugs in the first place?
Not that any of it matters, though. Lindsay’s reps are of course denying she’s been drinking at all.

More details are showing up (and in several other sources) about Lindsay’s possible falling off of the wagon moment. Turns out she was at a party in the Hollywood Hills on November 2nd, and was with her good pal (and possible lover) Samantha Ronson. And the following night at a party hosted by Paper Magazine (also in Los Angeles), Lindsay seemed out of it, almost incoherently so.

Looks like this rumor might just be true after all. And if it is, I’ve gotta say I’m sort of sad. It looked like Lindsay really cared about sobriety this time, was taking steps to change. Now, a night of bad decision does not mean she’s going to jump right back into her party lifestyle, but signs aren’t looking good.

She was going to stay in Utah, but is now looking for digs in LA. She’s been out on the party scene again and has reconnected with her party friends. She’s got a drug-lovin’ boyfriend she met in rehab. Not good Lindsay, not good at all!

Lindsay Lohan, Riley Giles, Samantha Ronson

Let me preface this by saying THIS IS JUST A RUMOR. There are no pictures to prove anything, and thus far I’ve only read this from one news source, so it could all be crap.

Rumor has it Lindsay’s fallen off the wagon, and hard, since heading to New York to spend time with family and friends. She was seen heading to the bathroom frequently with a girlfriend while at a party, and seemed rather out of it the entire night.

Why this is a rumor: there’s no location for the party given, so it could have been in LA, or it could have been in New York. Lindsay hasn’t been seen out partying since getting out of rehab, and considering she tends to party at very trendy spots, it would be a miracle if she could avoid getting her picture taken in a situation like that.

Why it could be true: It’s no secret that since leaving rehab Lindsay’s been out and about much more than anyone would have expected. She’s already got a boyfriend and flashed her panties, and has been spotted twice with “ex-girlfriend” Samantha Ronson. She continues to live as though she doesn’t have an addiction.

For now I’m leaving it in the rumor file, but if it starts to hit other news sources it might be re-filed in the “possibly true” bin. We’ll see with this one.

So much for not smoking anymore. This picture was snapped of Lindsay just minutes after she was released from her almost record-breaking time in jail.

Lindsay Lohan