Lindsay Lohan

Tuesday, Lindsay and Samantha were spotted heading out of LAX on their way to London where Sam has some DJ’ing gigs. Of course, the rumors fly thick and fast throughout the time they’ve spent “across the pond”! First it was that the dj gigs were only bringing in Lily Allen and a slew of Lindsay’s ex’s, making Samantha jealous, then there’s the night they had a tiff, and Lindsay spent her time in the VIP room, only to crawl (Yes, CRAWL!) on her hands and knees behind the booth to cling to Sam’s leg. Naturally, the next night, Lindsay we flirting it up all hot and heavy with another girl in the VIP room, and Samantha had had enough, and glared angrily. (My question would be - how could you tell?) Then they partied at several different places until the wee hours of the morning. There was also Shopping. Of course.

After that, the girls spent a day in Paris, where it was rumored the girls were going to get engaged, and where Lindsey got floured.

Yes. Floured.

Seems our girl was wearing a fur stole on her way into while strolling along the Champs-Elysees where Samantha had a DJing gig, and an anti-fur activist covered Lindsay in flour shouting “Lindsay Lohan - Fur Hag!” Witnesses declared Lindsay mortified and furious, which we can totally understand. PETA of course rushed out a statement slamming Lidsay for daring to wear fur and outraging PETA who felt their pleas that she consider the poor animals were being ignored.

Gee. Ya think?

They added they hoped a dash of flour would “Help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.”

Yeah. That’s gonna happen. Lindsay merely got help dusting herself off, then posed for pictures with Sam at her side, holding hands and blowing kisses to the crowd. With her fur.

Before you entertain wicked visions of Lindsay leaving her ex’s taps open so that water floods the place and her ex has to swim through his home, I have to burst your bubble by saying it wasn’t done on purpose as a revenge tactic. The disaster actually was an unfortunate accident which occurred due to plumbing problems. The ex in question: Harry Mortimer. His home was flooded thanks to the fact that Lindsay lives right above his apartment! But Lindsay, who lives in Los Angeles’ Sierra Towers, was in New York when the pipes burst, leaving poor Harry’s home soaking wet. “It’s awkward enough for Lindsay living just above her ex at the best of times. Now it’s much worse,�? a source told the New York Post. “There were plumbing issues and it leaked all over Harry’s multimillion-dollar apartment.” The flooding was confirmed by Lindsay’s representative, who admitted that the timing seems a bit strange. Hmmm, so now we wonder: could it have been done on purpose? (Or maybe I just watch too many police dramas). “This happened while Lindsay was in New York and we find the timing odd, but the situation is being dealt with,�? she said.

Now that we’re on the subject of exes and relationships, Lindsay has vehemently denied rumors that she and Kevin Federline are an item. Well, no surprises there.

Lindsay Lohan, Harry Mortimer, Kevin Federline

Can you imagine being given a free home? I’m not talking about a run-of-the-mill, paint-peeling-off-the-walls shack, but a really luxurious pad that you’re just given out of the blue. Well, that’s what happened to Lindsay Lohan recently. She was given a free condo because it was thought that her appearance around the building would help to make it more glamorous, according to a report on eog.com. Lindsay had purchased an apartment in the Atelier building in New York, but developers decided to offer the use of it free so that they could score some publicity. Obviously it has worked for them ‘cause everyone’s writing about this. But Lindsay’s not buying or renting the apartment – a source told the New York Post that she will probably start house-hunting for an apartment in Manhattan as soon as she finishes filming a three-month movie shoot in London. Yes, she can buy another home, just like the rest of us purchase bread and milk. Talk about loaded! Just to make you feel even more nauseas with envy, the condo Lindsay was given is fashionably retro and the building comes with its own gym, sauna, indoor pool, basketball and volleyball courts, and a snazzy rooftop billiard lounge. Nothing less than stylish for uber-glam La Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has sold her flat – for an asking price of more than 1.2 million pounds, earning her a cool profit of 220,000 pounds. Gees! So I guess she doesn’t have to stress too much about paying bills for the next while, eh? Hey, maybe that’s why she doesn’t give a toss about ditching movie roles left, right and center – it’s not like she needs the money that urgently.

Lindsay initially bought the three-bedroom apartment, which is situated in trendy Sierra Towers, in 2006. At the time she was working on the movie Georgia Rule and she paid 980,000 pounds for the pad, which is on the twenty-seventh floor. It has a view over the Hollywood Hills and if you ever lived there (in your dreams, man) you would be borrowing sugar from famous neighbors such as Cher and Matthew Perry. Lindsay was hoping to renovate the place and then move into it, but because celebrity life is so darned hectic, she never got around to it (what with her stint in rehab, don’t forget). So she slapped it back onto the market and is now smiling all the way to the bank. Sigh, lifestyles of the rich and famous.

Lindsay Lohan

Looks like Lindsay might be keen to drop everything in the US and start a new life in the UK. Maybe she’s so delighted to have been named the number one celebrity UK women want to look like that she wants to live there!
Okay, a bit of a long shot.
Lindsay, who is good friends with Bryan Adams, says that she’d love to set up a new home in trendy Notting Hill. “I like London a lot. I stayed at Bryan’s last year and thought Britain was great. It was that good I’m seriously considering moving there,�? Lindsay told Now magazine.
The last time Lindsay was in Britain, she caused quite a stir (as she always does). According to a report by UK publication Metro, Lindsay spent her time partying with Calum Best, her other London-based friend. The two went for a joyride in Lindsay’s black Jeep and even collided with a police car. Lindsay was so amped to be there, she moved between Shoreditch in the East and the West End before heading to celebrity hangout Boujis – all in the same night.
Perhaps Lindsay is tired of her party ways, though, and just wants to retreat to a new place so she can lose her reputation of being a wild child? Or maybe the move forms part of her global party takeover plans– first stop: the UK.

Err, somehow this doesn’t look like a follow-up to the Brit Pack. Let’s hope Bryan and Calum are pro-underwear…

Lindsay Lohan has a new home waiting for her when her stint in rehab is over. She has bought movie legend Marilyn Monroe’s two-bedroom Los Angeles apartment. According to the Post Chronicle, a neighbor at the apartment building is reported as commenting, “We were all amazed to see Lindsay moving in.�? Perhaps they would never have expected the 20-year-old Hollywood wild child to move into the neighbourhood, or they are just really chuffed to have another celebrity in their midst? Either way, Lindsay is quite chuffed to be moving into the legend’s home. But her motives for purchasing the home go deeper than just wanting a place to live. Lindsay is a fan of the actress and has previously admitted that she tries to be like Marilyn as much as possible. “I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself,�? Lindsay says. “It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.�?
Hmm, I don’t know if I could picture La Lohan as the next Marilyn Monroe. It seems like a bit of a long-shot to me. But still, it must be cool to have her apartment.

Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Monroe