When Lindsay semi-confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson on LoveLine recently, we knew it wouldn’t be long until Papa Lohan had to open his big mouth and spout some hatred. He came through, in true lack of style, via email to Fox News Pop Tarts. I know. That’s Klass with a capitol K, right there.
First, he had to complain a bit that the blogs written a while ago condemning him on Lindsay’s blog, were written by Sam, not Lindsay, and last time he was in a deep conversation with Lindsay on the phone, Sam was in the background telling her to hang up. Aww, sounds like Daddy Lohan’s widdle feewings was hurted! Or he’s just insane, because he then declared Joe Frances to be a good person who cares deeply about Lindsay. “He wasn’t a bad guy when he flew Lindsay around on his jet, opened the doors to his home or tried to help, was he? Of course not, because SaMANtha wasn’t around!” (He used Perez’s nickname saMANtha throughout the whole email, apparently. Get your own schtick, Papa L!)
This is, of course, the recently jailed Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame. Yeah. That’s who’d _I_ want to be an example for my daughter… just sayin’.
He then went on to slam Samantha for oh.. everything.
“There is a lot more to Samantha then meets the eyes, not that what we see is too pleasing anyway! I mean, what’s with this … ‘person’??? Look at the way she ‘dresses’? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity,” Lohan wrote.
“God will weed her out of Lindsay’s life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place where she belongs,” he continued. “Not doing independent films, guest starring on [a] TV show, being a guest judge on a reality TV show or making appearances at Samantha’s DJ gigs. Is this the Lindsay we all knew and loved before Samantha came into her life? No!!! When she got out of Cirque Lodge everything looked good until Samantha came on the ’scene.’”
He finished his ’statement’ by insisting that though Dina has praised Samantha publicly, that privately is a different story, and she’ upset that Samantha is supposedly going to write a tell all book. Mama Lohan couldn’t be reached for a comment, and Michael just kept saying that Lindsay is his daughter, and not a friend or enabler, so he is compelled to speak out.
“After the death of my dad, [her grandfather] and all the things I continue to hear and see, I am compelled to speak out. The Lindsay I knew never would have missed his wake or funeral. But since being around Samantha, she has become a different person.
“If Samantha or ‘anyone’ wants to blog me or has anything to say, let them, to my face. Otherwise, if they want to be the sneaky, lying, parasites they are, I am ready to really spill the beans, and I won’t stop until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay’s life.”
Yeah. Classy. Not. And Michael does so well telling people to their face what he thinks right? As long as that face has ‘reporter’ on it and cameras in tow…
In fact, class comes from his daughter, Lindsay, who stands by Samantha, and emailed this statement earlier via her rep:
“My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.
“I am in a great place in life,” Lindsay continued. “I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreciate my life in every way possible. I’m proud of myself for being able to make a change in the past year and a half.
“My past is behind me, and that’s final. There’s nothing more to be said. All the false accusations that people try to make are simply because there’s no story when things are calm and good.
“But they might as well let it go because their lies don’t affect me anymore. Samantha is not evil, I care for her very much and she’s a wonderful girl.
“She loves me, as I do her.”
Well said, Lindsay. Well said!