Lindsay Lohan

Oh for the love of little green apples!

While in London, Lindsay was shooting the September Cover of British Elle, and at some point during or after the shoot there was a significant amount of valuable jewelry that was stolen. The value varies, but it’s said that $45k worth of jewels were on loan from a local jeweler, and were not returned.

Naturally the tabloids have decided that Lindsay took it. They claim an ‘inside source’ said that Lindsay “Kept going on about the jewels, asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking.”

The police have been brought in to investigate, but the actress has NOT been questioned, but is ready and willing should they need it. When she found out about it, Lindsay - who was surrounded by hair, make-up wardrobe, assistants, photographers, security for the jewelry too - sad “Odd, and the entire thing gross, and no I didn’t take any jewelry.”

While it’s standard procedure that the authorities would call everyone who was there that day and get their statements, I supposed it’s sad that the standard procedure is also to accuse Lindsay of sticky fingers before the facts were even released. I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised - but yet? We are.

Lindsay’s rep had this to say to ET: “No one has contacted us yet, but Lindsay is happy to cooperate. She wants them to find the missing items.” And even Elle chimed in with “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.“

Part of what I love about Lindsay is the fact that she’s not afraid to take shots at herself, to poke a little fun, and to wag her finger at the gossip blogs out there (…hey wait! that’s me!) too. Now for the most part, Funny or Die videos are like, not really funny to me? But this one gave me an early morning giggle. Check it out…

Lindsay was out last night, late, as usual - she was dropped of by her mom and Ali, then picked up later. Meanwhile, the Paparazzi tried to chase down Ronson in the streets to get a statement. She ran. Can’t say as I blame either of them, really! Wonder what Samantha’s eHarmony spot would say… Get on that, Funny or Die peeps! Inquiring minds and mean girls everywhere wanna know! Heh.

Lindsay took to her blog again yesterday to slam the reports (and reporters!) that gave the paparazzi to ask her a question about her 14 year old sister, Ali. As she was entering a store with a friend, Patrick, two paparazzi approached (as they always do) and threw questions her way. The kicker was “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sister’s implants?”

Apparently a rag mag is reporting that Ali Lohan had implants, due to a recently taken picture. (I saw the picture - and really? I think the difference is in posture, not in breast size. Just saying.) Lindsay is not happy at all about the allegation. She continued on her blog, copping to a response that wasn’t exactly PC or proper when she called the paparazzi a pedophile for asking the question. She was caught off guard, and couldn’t think of a proper response, though there were a whole lot of other things she wanted to add, but refused to give the guy a money shot.

Lindsay further writes that she was raised with a wonderful family surrounding her even through the ups and downs, and that Dina taught them to appreciate what they’ve been given. Mom would “never encourage, nor allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.” Lindsay doesn’t judge those that do - but her family finds it unnecessary, especially at an age when your not fully developed. She reminds us that teenage years are hard enough with all the inherent insecurities, then add being in the public eye on top of it? Harsh.

She ends it, though, with missing Samantha because she’s out of town. Awwwww!

There’s a great post over at Starpulse about Lindsay and how she could still feasibly save her career. In the article there are such amazing quips as:

“Unlike several of her tabloid-frequenting peers, Lohan didn’t climb her way to the top with parties, rehab and horrifying relationships. She found stardom the old-fashioned way: with talent.”

My favorite:

“After numerous rehab stints and unfortunate run-ins with the paparazzi, Lohan found herself grouped into a category with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie. But unlike her fellow overexposed celebs, Lohan didn’t find fame through bad behavior. She’s losing it that way.”

With well thought-out ideas, the writer proposes Lindsay prostrate herself at the feet of good writing (a la Tina Fey) and go back to doing the types of films that brought her stardom. Young, hip roles with just a hint of sarcasm.

Here’s hoping one of Lindsay’s people can get this article to her, and fast, before she continues to ride down the tunnel of mediocrity to her emminent future as a has-been.

Lindsay Lohan, Starpulse

Lindsay has done it again – something controversial to get everyone to stop and take notice. This time, she’s appearing on the cover of US magazine Radar holding a handgun. The caption reads, ‘Hollywood vs. the paparazzi – it’s war!’ A headline then reads, ‘Desperate Tabloids. Secret Payoffs. Violent Showdowns. No Wonder Lindsay’s Fully Loaded.’

According to a report by The Post Chronicle, Lindsay happily waved a 9mm Glock and a Thompson submachine and flamethrower for the photo shoot. However, Lindsay’s spokesman says that she’s not angry with all photographers, just worried about the few who won’t stop at any cost to get a good picture. Editor-in-chief of the magazine, Maer Roshan, said Lindsay was eager to be seen on the cover with a handgun because she wanted to send a message. “”I want people to pay attention,” she told Us. Mission accomplished.

Lindsay told Radar that it’s important for the public to be informed of the dangerous cat-and-mouse games the paparazzi play with celebrities. Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, also mentioned that the situation is out of control and it’s only a matter of time before someone dies.

Lindsay has had her difficulties with the paparazzi in the past. She recently found herself being accused by a photographer who said she’d knocked him down with her BMW, but she told police that her car had been swarmed with photographers as she was pulling into a hotel. Although she loves having her picture taken, Lindsay has said that the paparazzi get in the way of her work and her chance of getting her hands on an Oscar.

Lindsay Lohan