Lindsay Lohan

There’s a great post over at Starpulse about Lindsay and how she could still feasibly save her career. In the article there are such amazing quips as:

“Unlike several of her tabloid-frequenting peers, Lohan didn’t climb her way to the top with parties, rehab and horrifying relationships. She found stardom the old-fashioned way: with talent.”

My favorite:

“After numerous rehab stints and unfortunate run-ins with the paparazzi, Lohan found herself grouped into a category with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie. But unlike her fellow overexposed celebs, Lohan didn’t find fame through bad behavior. She’s losing it that way.”

With well thought-out ideas, the writer proposes Lindsay prostrate herself at the feet of good writing (a la Tina Fey) and go back to doing the types of films that brought her stardom. Young, hip roles with just a hint of sarcasm.

Here’s hoping one of Lindsay’s people can get this article to her, and fast, before she continues to ride down the tunnel of mediocrity to her emminent future as a has-been.

Lindsay Lohan, Starpulse

Lindsay has done it again – something controversial to get everyone to stop and take notice. This time, she’s appearing on the cover of US magazine Radar holding a handgun. The caption reads, ‘Hollywood vs. the paparazzi – it’s war!’ A headline then reads, ‘Desperate Tabloids. Secret Payoffs. Violent Showdowns. No Wonder Lindsay’s Fully Loaded.’

According to a report by The Post Chronicle, Lindsay happily waved a 9mm Glock and a Thompson submachine and flamethrower for the photo shoot. However, Lindsay’s spokesman says that she’s not angry with all photographers, just worried about the few who won’t stop at any cost to get a good picture. Editor-in-chief of the magazine, Maer Roshan, said Lindsay was eager to be seen on the cover with a handgun because she wanted to send a message. “”I want people to pay attention,” she told Us. Mission accomplished.

Lindsay told Radar that it’s important for the public to be informed of the dangerous cat-and-mouse games the paparazzi play with celebrities. Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, also mentioned that the situation is out of control and it’s only a matter of time before someone dies.

Lindsay has had her difficulties with the paparazzi in the past. She recently found herself being accused by a photographer who said she’d knocked him down with her BMW, but she told police that her car had been swarmed with photographers as she was pulling into a hotel. Although she loves having her picture taken, Lindsay has said that the paparazzi get in the way of her work and her chance of getting her hands on an Oscar.

Lindsay Lohan