Lindsay Lohan

Just when you thought Lindsay was done tackling new media, rumors have started to surface that she’s slated to show herself in several episodes of Ugly Betty! If the writer’s strike gets solved soon, Lindsay’s going to play a fallen beauty queen who is forced to work fast food to pay her bills. And which fast food mecca does she end up at? None other than the store Betty’s dad works at!

Who knows how true the rumors are, but if they’re solid it might be a good move for her. She’d be poking fun at herself to a certain extent, and she could use a little more exposure right now (snort!). Either way, other than her obvious extensions she looks really good (and healthy!) still.

Lindsay Lohan, Ugly Betty

Martha Stewart takes no prisoners! When she had Lindsay Lohan on her show recently, Martha kept accusing the young actress of partying every day of the week, while Lindsay reportedly just giggled and blushed. At one point she denied that she’s so focused on partying – no, she does not party every night and no, she’s not a party girl. But Martha was not really listening. She looked at the audience and said, ‘Excuses, excuses. You hear that? That is a party girl! Party girls make excuses.’ Ouch. It seems like Martha was more interested in giving Lindsay a lecture than actually conducting an interview with her.

During the uncomfortable questions, Lindsay occupied herself with stirring dough while dodging verbal bullets and looking a tad shocked at all the accusations – Martha even asked if she eats!

To make matters worse, Lindsay was a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. She appeared on the show wearing a low-cut dress with no bra underneath and had to hold an arm against her chest as she stirred dough to avoid giving everyone a peepshow.

A few hours after the interview, Lindsay was seen partying up a storm on the Manhattan scene with her friends. And just in case you were wondering, it was the fourth time that week that she was seen out and about. Ha, take that Martha. Bet the domestic diva is just jealous that she’s never invited along.

Lindsay Lohan, Martha Stewart

Lindsay recently appeared on the The Late Show with David Letterman to chat about her Georgia Rule movie, but soon she and the host were talking about other things, from more risqué movie roles to the rumors that have been floating around concerning Lindsay.

Lindsay said that she’s going to play a stripper in the movie, I Know Who Killed Me, to which 60-year-old David replied, “You’re just gonna kill me, you know I have a heart condition. You’re just gonna kill me.�? Lindsay added that people will see ‘a lot’ of her in her stripper role.

When the subject of Paris Hilton’s jail sentence of 45 days for violating parole – she was recently caught in an alcohol-induced reckless driving episode – Lindsay exclaimed, “It’s terrible.�? She then took the opportunity to speak a bit about her own wild behavior on the set of Georgia Rule. “I was very immature. I was very irresponsible. And I understand that,�? she said.

The two then played a round of ‘True of False’. Here are some snippets:
Did Lindsay punch Paris Hilton at a nightclub? “No,�? Lindsay laughed.
Is she truly addicted to McDonald’s food? “True. Guilty pleasure,�? Lindsay admitted.
Did she really run over a photographer’s foot with her car? “No, but I should have,�? she said, then added that the incident was “so faked.�?

Lindsay Lohan

That would be the hit show (and one of my all-time faves) Sex and the City starring Sarah Jessica Parker. Apparently, Lindsay says that the show inspires her dating philosophy (you mean, she actually has a dating philosophy??) Yes, it would seem she does, and hers is that of the ‘casual men need only apply’ philosophy because she admits that she likes having open and fun relationships with men, just like the characters on the show did. Lindsay explains all by saying, “Sex and the City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people.” Riiight. Anyway, Lindsay goes on to say, “If I’m going to give my body to someone, I’d rather them not be with other people. But I want to be able to if I like someone else.” Sheesh, talk about wanting your cake and eating it! When it comes to the question of who Lindsay is currently seeing, the rumors are still going strong, with the lucky contestant changing from day to day! Reports are claiming that Lindsay and Jude Law are together…. then the next minute, she’s supposedly getting close to Robbie Williams… now she’s apparently seeking solace in the arms of DJ Steve Aoki… or could it be American Idol finalist Chris Richardson? Gees, either someone’s caught their head in the rumor mill or Lindsay really is just keen to have fun with loads of different guys.

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Has Lindsay packed for the island?

Michael Lohan wants Lindsay and Paris to star in a new reality show together. Yeah, I thought it was a joke too. But there’s more - according to an article by Generation Q, Michael wants to be stranded on a desert island with Lindsay, Paris, Jessica Simpson and their fathers! Even crazier, producer Brett Hudson reckons it’s a good idea! “Michael is very creative. You can see where Lindsay got her drive and her talent,�? he said. “He has a few reality shows he wants to pitch - including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads. We’ll be going along when he does that. We’ll be with him when he tries to ’save’ some of his old Hollywood pals.”

Seems Michael wants to save everyone. He’s got another reality show idea: he wants to offer Sunset Boulevard prostitutes money to talk about their problems. Seems like he’s the new Dr. Phil. “He has other ideas, like going out on Sunset Boulevard and giving a prostitute a hundred dollar bill - not for sex, but for her time so he can talk to her and try to save her,” Brett explained. “He wants to make things right with the world. And especially with his family.”

Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson