Lindsay’s ex-lover tells all!
Actress Courtenay Semel has decided it’s time to come forward and tell all about her relationship with Lindsay - insisting that Samantha Ronson isn’t her first, by any means. In fact, Courtenay is the first, and it kills her to see pictures of them together and so openly affectionate. That’s why she and her friends going to talk about it now.
According to Courtenay, Lindsay drove her away by sleeping with a string of men to try and suppress her lesbian urges and to hide them from the public. Her addictions were caused by the pressure of leading a double life, and at one point she was in a love triangle with both Semel and Ronson.
Courtenay’s friend gave up all the dirt - while remaining unnamed, naturally. They met in 2006 at a party, and Lindsay was confused about the attraction, so would do more and more drugs to stifle it. She gave in at parties and they’d hide in the corner to kiss and touch. “It was a miracle they never got caught!” Then she said they did lines of coke in the bathroom, then leave the party to fall into bed together. Through Lindsay’s stint in rehab, She dated men as cover, and met Ronson, who was paternal and gave advice “and cuddles”. According to this unnamed friend, bot Semel and Ronson were visiting her at Promises at separate times.
Semel and Lindsay moved in together in October, even though Lindsay was still sleeping with *GASP!* men, and send Courtney into rages that would have her emailing Lindsay angrily from another room in the house. Because that’s the healthy way to discuss things in a relationship, right? Riiiiiight. But they’d succumb to their desires and kiss and make up, until Lindsay brought home one man too many and Courtenay moved out in December in humiliation as Lindsay changed and even went blond. It was like she was a different person.
And you know, this little tell-all will certainly get her back for ya, Courtenay. Totally. And do wonders for your own image too. Not that, you know, it could get much worse then dating Tila Tequilia. Just sayin’.
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