Papa Lohan To box K-Fed?
Holy random throwdowns, batman! Now that Lindsay is behaving, and he’s already denied her lesbian tendencies, and professed that as long as Lindsay is happy, he’s happy… Papa must be bored! Never one to shy away from the public eye, or a celebrity feud - Michael Lohan has decided he’s going to throw down the gauntlet and challenge Kevin Federline to a boxing match. Papa Lohan told OK magazine that “everyone” wants him to fight K-Fed because they’re both “notorious celebrity dads” and that it’s for Charity. The money raised would benefit Long Island’s Fight For Charity.
But that Michael - he’s a scrappy dad! He wants to be sure that eveyrone knows it won’t be some touch-feely event. Oh no. It’s serious stuff, this boxing random celebs! “It’s serious boxing” he said “You have to get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association.”
Because he’s old, ya know? So what does K-Fed think of this? Apparently nothing yet, because Papa Lohan decided to announce this through OK before he’d even approached K-Fed with the idea. He’s not received a reply yet, and you know, he didn’t even want K-Fed to begin with!. He wanted Richard Johnson, the editor of the NY Post’s Page 6 column but he said no.
Aw. K-Fed. He’s not even first choice. Tsk. Papa Lohan wants us to know that he doesn’t care though, it’s all for Charity. “I’ve beenb eaten up by the press, so I don’t care if I get a few shots by a kid half my age.”
Lohan’s girlfriend might get in on the action too, wanting to box Debbie Gibson. So - who wants to see someone beat up Michael?
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